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| | Onion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia |
 | | Onions may be grown from seed or very commonly from "sets". |  | | Onions are available in fresh, frozen, canned, and dehydrated forms. |  | | Wetting the onions and your hands before slicing will lessen the effect, as some of the gas will react with the moisture on the onions and on your skin (instead of the moisture on your eyes). |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion
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| | Growing Onions |
 | | Onion plants which are small and rapidly growing when the cold temperatures of winter arrive will probably not survive. |  | | Onion growth and yield can be greatly enhanced by banding a fertilizer rich in phosphorous (10-20-10) 2 to 3 inches below transplants at planting time. |  | | The onion bulbs which produce a flower stalk may be large but they will be light-weight (one-half the weight of a comparable size, non-flowered onion bulb) and prone to decay. |
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http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/PLANTanswers/publications/onions/oniongro.html
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| | Onions |
 | | Onions are best grown on raised beds at least 4 inches high and 20 inches wide. |  | | The size of the mature onion bulb is dependent on the number and size of the tops. |  | | Onions are high in energy and water content. |
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http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/plantanswers/publications/onions/onions.html
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| | About The Onion |
 | | Dating back to 3500 BC, onions were one of the few foods that did not spoil during the winter months. |  | | Our ancestors must have recognized the vegetables durability and began growing onions for food. |  | | As onions expanded into other areas of the world, they continued to be more than just food. |
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http://www.magicvalleygrowers.com/history.html
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| | Vidalia Onion Bros. with Vidalia onions “certified sweet ” and gourmet products |
 | | have developed an international reputation as the "world's sweetest onion." Their mild flavor is due to the unique combination of soils and climate found in the 20 county production area. |  | | This process, along with just the right combination of special fertilizers, hands-on management techniques, and good soil conservation practices, allows us to provide our customers the sweetest Vidalia Onions possible. |  | | Certified Sweet Vidalia Onions’ unique flavor is attributed to the low pungency (or “heat” intensity) and the high sweetness levels which can be attained only through very careful cultivation within a specific “sweet onion growing region” of the country. |
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http://www.the-onion.com
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| | Allrecipes Cook's Encyclopedia onion |
 | | Once cut, an onion should be tightly wrapped, refrigerated and used within 4 days. |  | | They can range from 1 to 4 inches in diameter and in flavor from mildly pungent to quite sharp. |  | | Oso Sweet onions hail from South America and, as their name suggests, are extremely succulent and sweet and, in fact, contain almost 50 percent more sugar than Vidalias. |
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http://allrecipes.com/advice/ref/ency/terms/7674.asp
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| | CSP: the Onion Review |
 | | The Onion does a good lob of keeping it to a minimum, and what is there is displayed unobtrusively in the bottom frame where it does not disrupt the look of the page. |  | | Editorials come from the most unlikely of sources -- Zeus, Sting and Stephen King all appear to be recent contributors. |  | | Because the Onion is becoming so popular, on Wednesdays (the day new issues are published) the pages are often slow to load. |
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http://www.clarkschpiell.com/home/theonion.shtml
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| | Onion - Herbal Encyclopedia |
 | | It prefers rich garden soils and plenty of water. |  | | Internally, it can alleviate gas pains, reduce hypertension, and reduce cholesterol. |  | | Onion is a perennial herb that grows from a bulb. |
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http://www.allnatural.net/herbpages/onion.shtml
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| | American Journalism Review |
 | | That, says Hanson, is what the Onion is all about. |  | | The others on the editorial staff--including the two graphics editors--were drawn to the Onion through their connection to a loose network of creative, comedy-leaning slackers in Madison in the early 1990s. |  | | Subscriptions provide another 10 percent, and the rest comes from the books, movie options (they also have a development deal with Miramax), merchandise and so forth. |
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http://www.ajr.org/Article.asp?id=2618
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| | Floridian: Peeling the Onion |
 | | Garden tells Hanson he has no right to complain because he is always late. |  | | When she arrives the next day, the 32-year-old editor meets with three of the writers - the others are tardy - and suggests a new lead joke: a chart that shows the pope going through a caterpillar's metamorphosis. |  | | The Onion's office has high ceilings and hardwood floors. |
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http://www.sptimes.com/2005/04/12/Floridian/Peeling_the_Onion.shtml
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| | Featured site: The Onion drupal.org |
 | | The humor is often off color, since it is intended for 18 and older. |  | | Here is a previous post on The Onion moving to Drupal. |  | | Cam confirms Drupal was chosen over Mambo Server for the new Onion. |
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http://drupal.org/node/30118
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| | The Onion Keeper |
 | | It traps the odors so that your other foods don't smell and your onions will keep longer. |  | | cut onions will last longer when you store them in a container that allows them to breathe. |  | | It's the right way to store cut onions. |
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http://www.preparedpantry.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=669
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| | Subtraction: The Funniest Grid You Ever Saw |
 | | Mark does a much better job than I can of tackling the creation of a grid solution from scratch; it’s always difficult to describe the chicken/egg quandary of determining the right number of columns, the right width of each column, and the right overall width of the canvas. |  | | The problem was that we had a mandate to provide for so much new advertising inventory that, without some logical approach to laying them out on a page, the result would have been considerably more jumbled than what we see in the final redesign. |  | | It makes me really curious about the CMS though, got to be pretty sweet to allow content editors the freedom they need while still keeping good, clean markup. |
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http://www.subtraction.com/archives/2005/0901_the_funniest.php
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| | The Onion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia |
 | | The Onion's success was limited to the Madison and Milwaukee areas until it began its website in 1996. |  | | In 2006, New Regency Productions took the over the production of the troubled project. |  | | The website was redesigned in 2005 by designer Khoi Vinh and his firm Behavior Design. |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion
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| | FuckedCompany.com - Official lubricant of the new economy |
 | | Regardless of which plan seemed most agreeable, we were to form an internal Onion managing board made up of editorial, production and business staff to increase communication throughout the company and discuss operations. |  | | We need to develop corporate partnerships so that the Business of the Onion is as successful as its product. |  | | At the eleventh hour, we raised enough working capital for Onion, Inc. to operate for what appears to be enough time to weather the economic and advertising storm while implementing Plan D to the best of our abilities. |
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http://www.fuckedcompany.com/extras/onion_email.cfm
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| | Peeling the Onion |
 | | Originally known as Writing for Well-being, Soul Food became known as Soul Food to acknowledge the power of writing and the arts to feed the Soul. |  | | Help maintain the Candle of Hope that is burning at Soul Food. |  | | One layer is removed to reveal another opaque layer, a veil that has to be lifted to identify the real person. |
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http://www.dailywriting.net/PeelingOnions.htm
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| | The Onion - Uncyclopedia |
 | | The article submitter may also have been smoking crack. |  | | Thanks to the notoriety it earned for this exposé, it continued to grow, and by the fourteen-hundreds it had become a largely knitting-centered magazine. |  | | Renowned for its penetrating journalism, it proclaims a harsh honesty policy: should it be discovered that any of its writers has faked a source, she is promptly shipped to the Camargue region of France to "run with the horses." |
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Onion
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| | Onion Routing |
 | | In an attempt to maximize coherence between these as well as to follow good mathematical practice, we will consider the initial 1996 design to be generation 0; all design elements after that and before Tor are generation 1; and Tor, at least as conceived roughly 2002--2005, is generation 2. |  | | The latest Onion Routing system is freely available and runs on most common operating systems. |  | | Nonetheless, in many discussions since about 2002, everything from second millennium, preTor Onion Routing tends to get lumped together as `the first generation design', while Tor tends to be called `second generation'. |
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http://www.onion-router.net
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| | CNN.com - The Onion: Funny site is no joke - Aug. 29, 2003 |
 | | Beneath the mordant wit, the Onion has also built a solid business that survived the dotcom crash. |  | | Things began to turn around in the fall of 2000, when, under pressure from the writers, the company moved to New York. |  | | Thanks to a management philosophy that owes more to its cheapskate alt-weekly roots than to go-go dotcom thinking, the Onion in all its forms now generates $7 million a year in revenue and a small profit. |
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http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/08/28/bus2.feat.onion.site
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| | Amazon.com: The Onion Book: Books: Jan Dominguez |
 | | Subjects > Cooking, Food & Wine > Baking > General |  | | Chop the onions inside a plastic bag, the author advises, and make sure they're well chilled. |  | | However, Roberts-Dominguez's recipes are different enough so that most collections will want to add. |
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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/038547735X?v=glance
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| | Battle of the Titans: Gawker vs. Onion Softball - Gawker |
 | | Last night, the satirical writers behind The Onion (who, much to our pleasure, were far more pasty than we expected) dared to drag your beloved Gawker Media to the field, where we squared off in a post-rainstorm battle of balls. |  | | The Onion brought the bat, but make no mistake: Team Gawker brought the A-game, rounding out four innings with a healthy lead, 13-9. |  | | If we’d spanked ‘em straight up, they may very well have offed themselves at the end of the night. |
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http://www.gawker.com/news/softball/battle-of-the-titans-gawker-vs-onion-softball-114780.php
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| | OJR article: Why Journalists Eat Up the Onion |
 | | It's also a system that allows those same half dozen or so slightly disheveled writers and editors in their late 20s and early 30s to file in to the downtown Madison office at about noon each day. |  | | It's a system that developed organically, staffers say, with local Madison writers, who were friends or University of Wisconsin students, contributing. |  | | On its face, the Onion's operations appear to be slacker-central, but observe the system for long and it becomes clear that the newspaper's sharp humor does not come quickly or easily. |
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http://www.ojr.org/ojr/workplace/1017964709.php
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| | 2nd State of the Onion |
 | | If you cut an onion, it looks like this. |  | | People cut up onions frequently, but they almost never cut up pearls. |  | | Put in on its side and you have a growth chart for Perl over the last ten years. |
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http://www.wall.org/~larry/onion/onion.html
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| | Subtraction: Making New Fake News |
 | | I remember when I stumbled across the Onion a year or two ago-- thought it was a legit news source for a while. |  | | I've been drooling over the AV Club design since it went live, especially since it no longer looks like the ugly step-sibling of The Onion proper. |  | | I thought ALA was able to pull off the 1024px-based layout because of it's target audience, but The Onion presumably has a much more general group of readers. |
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http://www.subtraction.com/archives/2005/0830_making_new_f.php
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| | mediabistro: content: so what do you do? |
 | | People in Madison are extremely blasé about The Onion. |  | | I mean we're all in our early- to mid- thirties, so we're all pretty much set in our ways, sticks in the mud. |  | | Every smart-ass college kid fantasizes about writing for The Onion; Maria Schneider just sort of showed up at the newspaper's offices after college, as her friends were starting to turn it into the satirical masterpiece we all know and love, and she's been there ever since. |
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http://www.mediabistro.com/content/archives/03/02/24
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| | Geegaw.com: Stories: Onions |
 | | Look how its leaves extend up into the air. |  | | Homage to the Mineral of the Onion (I and II) |  | | Lines for his son, after receiving a letter from his wife in which she said that all she had to eat was bread and onions. |
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http://www.geegaw.com/stories/onions.shtml
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| | spicetart: Red Onion |
 | | Posted on May 31, 2005 at 08:03 AM in Food Art |  | | I love this painting because it captures the real color of the onion but also, in a way, the scent and pungency of the onion. |  | | Comments are moderated, and will not appear on this weblog until the author has approved them. |
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http://www.spicetart.com/2005/05/more_genius.html
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| | Protecting the Presidential Seal. No Joke. - New York Times |
 | | Moreover, she wrote, The Onion and its Web site are free, so the seal is not being used for commercial purposes. |  | | Dixton wrote that the seal "is not to be used in connection with commercial ventures or products in any way that suggests presidential support or endorsement." Exceptions may be made, he noted, but The Onion had never applied for such an exception. |  | | That said, The Onion asked that its letter be considered a formal application to use the seal. |
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http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/24/business/24onion.html?ex=1287806400&en=b40eb239c3b34014&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss
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| | New Skin for the Onion |
 | | The Onion is now financially solvent enough to open up all content to a new breed of Internet savvy consumers. |  | | Perhaps the most ironic aspect of the Onion's redesign is the fact that, despite the paper's parody of mainstream media standards (or because of it?), their new ad strategy may help them to succeed where other publications are struggling. |  | | The Onion's staff said their traffic numbers had increased since the relaunch. |
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http://www.publish.com/article2/0,1895,1859978,00.asp
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| | 'The Onion' Rolls On |
 | | As the kooky brand continues to gain popularity and expand, both in print and online, a host of new projects and products are currently in the works at Onion, Inc. "We are working on a movie," says editor-in-chief Carol Kolb, from her New York City office. |  | | In all, Onion, Inc. currently generates an annual revenue of over $7 million, and is profitable. |  | | The newspapers that most influence content in the Onion "are things like USA Today," Kolb says. |
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http://www.editorandpublisher.com/editorandpublisher/headlines/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=2040530
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| | Onion (WebBible Encyclopedia) - ChristianAnswers.Net |
 | | This was the betsel of the Hebrews, the Allium cepe of botanists, of which it is said that there are some thirty or forty species now growing in Palestine. |  | | The Israelites in the wilderness longed for the "onions and garlick of Egypt" (Num. |  | | The onion is "the 'undivided' leek, unio_, _unus, one." |
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http://www.christiananswers.net/dictionary/onion.html
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| | JS Online: No fooling: Onion saving new jokes for another day |
 | | The Sept. 13 Onion will be the last with fresh satire for a while. |  | | For the writers and editors of The Onion, who excel at sarcasm and often dark humor, covering the terrorist attacks represents a special challenge, said Thompson. |  | | The majority of people sending messages did not realize that the issue was published and in the distribution pipeline before Tuesday's attacks. |
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http://www.jsonline.com/onwisconsin/arts/sep01/onion16091501.asp
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| | The Daily Northwestern {05.14.2002} |
 | | But The Onion returned to newsstands on Sept. 26 because "we had to pay the bills." |  | | The Midwestern-born writers move their offices to New York City in 2000. |  | | Writers of the weekly satirical newspaper The Onion are "special-needs, Generation X slacker types" with Paxil and Ritalin addictions, editor in chief Rob Siegel told a packed Fisk Auditorium on Monday. |
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http://www.dailynorthwestern.com/daily/issues/2002/05/14/campus/c-onion.shtml
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| | Charles de Lint - The Onion Girl |
 | | I think I write the way I do because of my early exposure to that strange dichotomy of moods and styles of expression that Williamson made appear so natural. |  | | But the heart and soul of Newford has always been Jilly, her layers are as open on the outside as the bright neon lights and cheerful facades of stores and houses, but also as hidden within as what lies underground or secreted away behind closed doors. |  | | The Onion Girl is set in Newford and environs, as well as the spiritworld. |
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http://www.sfsite.com/charlesdelint/onion1.htm
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| | Riding Sun - The Onion |
 | | Palestinians get together for a harmless bit of fun, but when their plans go awry, they immediately start to see sinister conspiracies at work. |  | | I like this bit from the Onion's latest "American Voices" roundup, which looks at NBC's decision to cancel its White House drama The West Wing after seven critically-acclaimed seasons. |  | | And this song predicts even more extreme results of the razor arms race. |
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http://www.ridingsun.com/the_onion
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| | Onion Creek Coffee House |
 | | We would like to thank all of you for making Onion Creek cafe a great place to be, and for supporting us since day one. |  | | We Onion Creek invite all of you who haven’t made it by yet, to experience the O.C. Whether you are in the mood for coffee, hungry for lunch, or ready to enjoy our Happy Hour after a hard days work, we can help you. |  | | Check out the events page, and find out which night is best for you at the onion |
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http://www.onioncreekcafe.com
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| | White House v. The Onion MetaFilter |
 | | I found an Alaska state case where these parallels were rejected, and a remarkably similar ACLU objection over materials at the parody site whitehouse.org. |  | | This is too far, and it has nothing to do with Bush, I'd be angry if someone were doing the same thing in Canada. |  | | All this means is that The Onion will create their own parody seal, and they'll have a good laugh at the White House's expense. |
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http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/46118
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| | The Onion Armada |
 | | Not much has been happening lately with the Onion Armada, mostly due to a sudden disappearance by Grant into the ether with little communication to either Angie or myself. |  | | Hey, we've joined up with people that suck, and now have a Myspace page. |  | | The new designs focus around a central theme which was inspired by Grant. |
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http://www.onionarmada.com
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| | Onion Media Kit 2006 |
 | | More than 3 million people read The Onion's unique brand of news coverage each week—online and in print in select cities —making it by far the most popular news organization in its class. |  | | Nearly a million more hear it on the radio coast to coast via the Onion Radio News service. |  | | Each week, The A.V. Club covers the best and most notable new releases in film, music, DVD, video games, and books, then rounds it all out with interviews and offbeat features. |
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http://mediakit.theonion.com
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| | The Onion Help & FAQ |
 | | Editorial - The Onion in general and the content |  | | If you don't see the answer to your question here, you will have an opportunity to contact a human being directly. |  | | The Onion Personals - Help and information about Personals |
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http://www.newhours.com/onion_help
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| | Flak Magazine: Review of Onion Personals, 02-22-02 |
 | | Just as maps.yahoo.com is an intrinsic part of Yahoo and no mere Mapquest featurette, personals.theonion.com has burrowed permanently into the same green menu bar where you have clicked "merchandise" to buy an Area Man shirt, and perhaps even "jobs" during a passing daydream of joining these cynics. |  | | It's just that the Onion, whose darts ripped holes in everything good and enjoyable in the '90s, revealing only cruel emptiness and boredom beyond, now expects us to be excited about love, or sex, or some combination thereof. |  | | But there's something different about the Onion Personals. |
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http://www.flakmag.com/web/onionp.html
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| | Amerikanın En iyi Haber Sitesi |
 | | Desc:The Onion, America's Finest News Reporting is an award-winning satirical publication founded in 1988 in Madison, Wisconsin. |
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http://www.adres.gen.tr/adres/sites/6066/amerikanin-en-iyi-haber-sitesi.html
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| | City Arts & Lectures |
 | | With no political affiliations or fear of bad taste, The Onion calls itself "America's Finest News Source, " and totes the motto Tu Stultus Es, or "You Are Dumb." The New Yorker calls the seventeen-year old paper, "arguably the most popular humor periodical in world history," and Esquire praised The Onion as, "genius. |  | | The Onion is distributed for free on the streets of New York, Chicago, Madison, Milwaukee, Denver, Boulder, and - as of May 12, 2005 - San Francisco. |  | | The satirical print and online newspaper The Onion is a unique mix of misinformation, wry wit, and intelligence, based on shreds of truth about journalism, personalities, and institutions. |
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http://www.cityarts.net/n.onion.html
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| | Neil Gaiman - Neil Gaiman's Journal: The Stardom of Lorraine... |
 | | JACKSONVILLE, FL The unrequited nature of area nerd June Manzo's crush on actor Peter Tuddenham, who provides the voice of piloting computer Slave on Blake's 7, is only slightly more agonizing than the process of explanation she must put herself through every time her media obsession is discussed. |  | | However -- at least according to this week's edition of The Onion, on the front page no less -- my assistant, the Fabulous Lorraine, has achieved a certain notoriety in that direction, as you will see from the following story... |  | | How does it feel to be a sex symbol of the literary world? |
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http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/2004/07/stardom-of-lorraine.asp
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| | HSX Prediction Market: MovieStocks® : The Onion Movie |
 | | Onion writers Robert J. Siegel and Todd Hanson script while Tom Kuntz and Mike Maguire direct. |  | | The Onion Movie will incorporate the newspaper's outrageous stance on world events and human behavior into a sketch comedy. |  | | HSX Prediction Market: MovieStocks® : The Onion Movie |
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http://movies.hsx.com/servlet/SecurityDetail?symbol=ONION
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| | Wired News: China Paper Bites on Onion Gag |
 | | Skip directly to: Search Box, Section Navigation, Content. |  | | If it's indeed fake, I'm sure there will be some form of correction." |  | | The reprinted version of the May 29 article, which parodies Congress as a major league baseball team, also copied the Onion's would-be blueprint for a new legislative home that resembles a ballpark. |
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http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,53048,00.html
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| | White House not amused by The Onion - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com |
 | | It’s important that the seal or any White House insignia not be used inappropriately,” he said. |  | | Duffy said while he does not personally read The Onion, he admitted knowing others in the White House who do. |  | | With headlines like “Bush To Appoint Someone To Be In Charge Of Country” and “Bush Subconsciously Sizes Up Spain For Invasion,” The Onion is popular with readers looking for a little laughter with their politics. |
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9819268
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| | Tor: An anonymous Internet communication system |
 | | Tor's security is improved as its user base grows and as more people volunteer to run servers. |  | | protecting you from websites that build profiles of your interests, local eavesdroppers that read your data or learn what sites you visit, and even the onion routers themselves. |  | | Tor aims to defend against traffic analysis, a form of network surveillance that threatens personal anonymity and privacy, confidential business activities and relationships, and state security. |
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http://tor.eff.org
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